Kidnap Celestia: 2019 Edition by DeethIrteen, literature
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Kidnap Celestia: 2019 Edition
All: Take Princess Celestia?
Tirek: It'll cause strife
Cozy: Hysteria!
Chrysalis: Grogar said "We should work together"
Cozy: Three of a kind
Tirek: Birds of a feather
All: Now and forever!
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
Kidnap Celestia,
Tie her up with rope
Gag her with a rag and then
Treat her like a dope
Chrysalis: We'll wait until the sun is down,
To sneak into her castle, then
Knock her out and flee the scene
So the ponies won't see her ever again
Tirek: I say we cut off the horn
Of this great big sunlight alicorn
We'll pluck her feathers, cut her hair
And use it all to clean our